LIGHTS OUT - THE REAL COMPETITION


This is THE  web site, for people in the GVRD who want a chance to have some BIG TIME FUN that is like nothing else .


WELCOME !


Are you sly ?
Do you consider yourself to be cunning ?
Do you often have the urge to get someone else wet ?



Come turn that urge into some cash !


This is a competition , open to the adult public ,
where your powers of creativity , stealth , and speed
will be your greatest assets in attempt to
WIN a LARGE CHUNK of CASH .



It's only $ 149. to compete , ( seems expensive ? ) but the WINNER TAKES HOME $5,000.00 !! You may also get the opportunity to use a nice tool while on the case .
Not bad for a few weeks' worth action .


ONE PERSON COULD CLAIM IT ALL !


Oh yes , there is a set of  RULES that must be in place ,
because you will COMPETE in the REAL WORLD .

And these days , getting involved is even easier ,
with the initiation of MOBILE SIGNUP .

That's right , we come to you .


Feel free to PAGE Administration @
604 640 1144 between the hours of 10 and 10
to GET IN THE ACTION .


A short time later , you will receive a picture and some of the details of your target .

Your advice will be to operate as quickly and invisibly as you can ,
because someone ELSE will be after YOU !






Do you live in the Greater Vancouver Regional District  ?
If you're on the map , you're eligible to compete  :




(Top)




SIGN UP is EZ :
  • Page me @ 604 640 1144 .
  • Touch type your phone number or leave a voice message with your name and phone number . 
  • I return your call to arrange a convenient signup time and location .
  • I come to you with all of the necessary paperwork .
  • You read the rules and agreement and approve / sign .

That's it  !


As an easy online alternative , email me your information
so that I may call you back to arrange a convenient signup time .



(Top)




First 50 to SIGN UP get their choice of squirtgun !

Get a load o' this baby ....



It's a micro super soaker style pistol . Lotsa output , long range .
All you'll ever need in a concealable package .
Oh yes , we will also be using some other very effective types of pistol ,
but nothing quite like THIS .
Be one of the first 50 to SIGN UP to ensure your choice .


(Top)



Too Expensive ?!?

OK . Some may say that . Maybe even some that just want it all for nothing in life . And we know that's not going to happen very often .

I ask you . Do you go to Starbuck's and spend $ 4 to 6 per trip ? Go to movies at the theatre for $ 15 ( including food ) per person per movie ? And how many times per month ? I'm pretty sure that adds up to lots more than $149 by the end of the month . And a round may last ( if you're good enough ) as long as 60 days , so double that number .  Also , you get no rewards from Starbuck's or the movie theatre . When the day is done , you will definitely have nothing to show for it . Put  your money into something REAL , that you participate in , where there is not only a possibility of WINNING A LARGE CHUNK OF CASH but you also stand to take away plenty of interesting stories of the action you saw to tell your friends . And THOSE are priceless .




(Top)
.
Copyright © 2003 Paul Stoneman